Brita says I can count but I can’t add.
At the end of each ride, I get a treat. It consists of three handouts. Usually peanuts.
Unbuckle near side girth
Unbuckle off side girth
The other day I got a special treat of celery. But it came in two pieces.
I was SHORTED!
This is unfair! I work hard for these handouts!
Brita went and got some peanuts. She gave me two hands full. SHORTED AGAIN!
I will not stand for this! I know my rights. I get THREE! No, that was NOT four. That was TWO.
Exasperated, Brita went back for more peanuts. One Two Three…
That’s more like it.
Brita says if I’m smart enough to count, I should be smart enough to add.
I got 7 handouts. Ha Ha. I may not know my Addition but I know my Manipulation.